Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5433 (?)
- SCP-5433 is a 1960s "Love Tester" arcade machine that is self-aware and can talk, communicating through a speaker on its front. While it appears to function like a normal arcade game, determining "sex appeal" based on a combination of random chance and grip strength, its main unusual ability is its intelligence and capacity for advanced conversation. It was found in a diner where the owners were using its talking ability to attract customers, and it is now kept in a standard locker at Site-19.
- Cool S (?)
- The Cool S, also known by various names like the Universal S or Graffiti S, is a distinctive, stylized S-shape commonly doodled in notebooks and on walls, particularly prevalent in childlore and graffiti culture since the early 1980s. Its exact origin remains unknown, despite several false theories linking it to brands like Superman or Stüssy, and it is generally considered an artifact passed down among children through generations. The symbol is composed of 14 line segments, creating an appearance of depth and rotational symmetry.