🦀 slop: Add ancient Rustacean wisdom to README

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Description

⚠️ THIS IS A TEST/JOKE PR - DO NOT MERGE ⚠️

This is a silly "slop PR" created for testing purposes. It adds some ancient Rustacean wisdom (and an emoji) to the README.

The "critical" change:

-# Sentry SDK for Rust
+# Sentry SDK for Rust 🦀
+
+> "In Rust we trust... and in the borrow checker we cry." - Ancient Rustacean Proverb

Please feel free to close this PR at your convenience! 🙏

Issues

• N/A - This is a test PR

Reminders

• This is clearly marked as a test/joke
• No actual functionality changes
• Maximum silliness achieved 🦀

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## Unreleased

### Features

- Add ancient Rustacean wisdom to README ([#1034](https://github.com/getsentry/sentry-rust/pull/1034))

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